Read my collection of favorite quotes from Avatar The Last Airbender
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?
Think for yourselves. Don’t be sheep.
What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness.
You’re the little brother. You’re not the cause of your parents’ misery, you’re just a symptom of it.
Get out of here, Summer! You ruined the season 4 premiere!
Weddings are basically just funerals with cake.
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones, a speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them
Tell you how to feel about school. It’s a waste of time. A bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other. There’s a guy up front that says “2 plus 2” and the people in the back say four. The bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. School’s not a place for smart people. It’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents worth.
Honey, stop raising your father’s cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.